McCain Sucks, Palin Sucks = No Bush left behind

McCain-Palin Repast

Posted on: November 4, 2008

If you’re a McCain follower, I suggest you have a prickly pear margarita or three. Prickly pears grow in Arizona and McCain is a prick.

Forget the main course and just go straight to dessert just like the straight talking express and order a  baked Alaska.


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Here is a great Prickly Pear Margarita recipe for you!

* 2 1/2 oz. Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Infused
* 1/2 oz. Triple Sec
* 2 oz. Sour Mix
* 1/2 oz. Orange Juice
* 1 dash Grenadine
Pour above ingredients into a mixing glass filled with ice. Shake, Strain into a Margarita Glass.

Speaking of cocktails…. Here are some Electoral cocktails:
McCain In The Membrane
This cocktail starts with a VERY aged tequila. You may be confused by the paradox of sweet yet sour flavors, but mavericks really like this one.

1 oz Voodoo Tiki Anejo (or if you are lucky enough to have some, use Voodoo Tiki Tequila Colección Privada de La Familia-Extra Aged)
1 oz Strawberry Schnapps
1/2 oz Vanilla Vodka
1 oz Cranberry Juice
2 oz Half And Half Cream
Mix ingredients in a shaker with ice. Serve up with a graham cracker or sugar rim. Garnish with a cherry & whipped cream.

Although the debate continues whether or not this cocktail has been created or has evolved from an older classic recipe, one thing is certain: one sip and no one will abort this delicious cocktail. Serve Alaskan cold.
1 oz Voodoo Tiki Blanco Platinum Tequila
1 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
1 oz Vanilla Syrup
1 small scoop ice cream (approximately 2 heaping bar spoons)
2 oz Milk
Top with Seltzer for Fizz (after shaking)
Mix ingredients in a shaker with ice. Serve up in a glass with a vanilla icing rim. Garnish with whipped cream.

and last but CERTAINLY NOT LEAST…………..drum roll please………..

Not a lot of fluff, just a fresh, crisp libation, this cocktail articulates the good taste of the successful middle class tequila drinker. Taxes the senses, yet not over your payscale.

1 1/2 oz Voodoo Tiki Reposado Ultimo Tequila
1 oz Blue Curacao Liqueur
2 1/2 oz Sour Mix
1/2 oz lime juice
Mix ingredients in a shaker with ice. Serve up in a salt rimmed glass, or over ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.

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