McCain Sucks, Palin Sucks = No Bush left behind

Archive for the ‘bush sucks’ Category

There has been some scathing words written about Sarah Palin (and on this blog too) but the author of this blog post must have terrible heartburn and flatulence to spew forth these mighty thoughts from his gut.

Kudos to Mr. Sullivan. He’s our new hero because he’s not afraid to call Palin the “Wasilla whack job” or name names about the pimping politicos and the spineless media.

Why is it that all the presidents get libraries?

It’s not that Bush knows how to read. I see his library lined with comic books.

Anyway it’s in the planning stages and there are some really unusual rooms planned like the Economy Room which has a toilet.

Check it out!

What if those wacky ice cream gurus Ben & Jerry named some flavors after the Bush administration?

We would be eating Let Them Eat Cake and The Housing Crunch and Impeach Cobbler, among others.

You have to wonder if all the Repugs eat the same thing for breakfast and have the same bowel movements.

Like stupid little drones all the Repugs in the House voted NO on Obama’s economic relief package.

Meanwhile the U.S. is bleeding thousands of jobs a day.

Under the Repug rule of the last eight years, the economy has gone in the toilet, people (voters) have lost 40 percent of their investments, and over 47 million people (voters) don’t have health insurance.

Read the article, Same Old Song. He says it far better than I can.

We were lamenting not finding any Bush pinatas when one enterprising person thought about a Bush doll.

Still curious, we searched “bush firecrackers” and found this article written in 2002 in the Toronto Star that has come to pass. Scary. Insightful.

Did you know that George W used to  to put firecrackers in the mouths of frogs, throw them up in the air and watch them explode?

Boys will be boys you might say but we’re screwed when those boys grow up to be president of the U.S. and lacks the empathy.

Does anyone know where we can buy some Bush pinatas and some Cheney pinatas?

We don’t need to fill them with candy. That would be too sweet.

We just want to tie them to branches and legally beat the hell out of Bush and Cheney. We can be blindfolded because that is how Bush and Cheney have gone through these past eight years with blinders.

Whacking Bush with your shoe was fun but beating him all over a pinata would be much more cathartic.

This is painful to watch but it demonstrates 8 years of hell in 8 succinct minutes.

Enough said.

I wonder how Laura Bush, the ultimate political Stepford Wife , will be able to stomach George W. now that he’s going to be around 24/7.