McCain Sucks, Palin Sucks = No Bush left behind

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There has been some scathing words written about Sarah Palin (and on this blog too) but the author of this blog post must have terrible heartburn and flatulence to spew forth these mighty thoughts from his gut.

Kudos to Mr. Sullivan. He’s our new hero because he’s not afraid to call Palin the “Wasilla whack job” or name names about the pimping politicos and the spineless media.


I told you last year that these two problem children would not ever get married.

I am surprised that a CW TV show didn’t go get Levi for some teenage angst drama show but who knows — it still could happen but he’s not nearly as popular as he once was.  Now, it’s just for a bit part.

Gawd! People are so clever. My hat goes off to you.

Of course Bush is about abstinence which is just one more of his failed policies.

Anyway these are real condoms and there are some for Obama and for McCain too but his will expire any day now.

Bristol and Levi should’ve had a carton of these.

Hey, who wants to make bets that these two kids will never marry?

If Joe the  Plumber can be a war correspondent in Israel, there must be some suitable job out there for Levi.

We were hoping that after the election (“Yay Obama!”) that we wouldn’t have to post here anymore. After all, this blog was to trash McCain so he wouldn’t get elected. Turns out, his campaign and Palin trashed him much more than we could. Now he’s yesterday’s news, and Sarah Palin just won’t go away, damnit!

Whether it’s Margaret Carlson reporting on the meetings of the Republican Governors Association, and saying “everyone knows a camera is to Palin as cheese is to a mouse” or Dick Cavett calling her “The Wild Wordsmith of Wasilla”, she’s been in the news every day since McCain announced her in late August.

The fascination with Palin is like driving past a car wreck. The first impulse is to not look, then you take a peek while driving past. Then you jerk your head in horror and move on. . .

An angry McCain aide characterized the Palin shopping spree as “Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast…”

Apparently MORE than $150,000 was spent on clothes for Sarah. First Dude got some duds too, to the tune of $20,000 – $40,000!!

NEWSWEEK REPORTS……… Palin’s shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. <snip> One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family—clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. <snip> One aide estimated that she spent “tens of thousands” more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost.

We were concerned that after Obama was elected we wouldn’t have anything to write about. With Palin and her shenanigans, looks like we’ll be busy for quite some time.