McCain Sucks, Palin Sucks = No Bush left behind

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Why is it that all the presidents get libraries?

It’s not that Bush knows how to read. I see his library lined with comic books.

Anyway it’s in the planning stages and there are some really unusual rooms planned like the Economy Room which has a toilet.

Check it out!

What if those wacky ice cream gurus Ben & Jerry named some flavors after the Bush administration?

We would be eating Let Them Eat Cake and The Housing Crunch and Impeach Cobbler, among others.

We were lamenting not finding any Bush pinatas when one enterprising person thought about a Bush doll.

Still curious, we searched “bush firecrackers” and found this article written in 2002 in the Toronto Star that has come to pass. Scary. Insightful.

Did you know that George W used to  to put firecrackers in the mouths of frogs, throw them up in the air and watch them explode?

Boys will be boys you might say but we’re screwed when those boys grow up to be president of the U.S. and lacks the empathy.

Does anyone know where we can buy some Bush pinatas and some Cheney pinatas?

We don’t need to fill them with candy. That would be too sweet.

We just want to tie them to branches and legally beat the hell out of Bush and Cheney. We can be blindfolded because that is how Bush and Cheney have gone through these past eight years with blinders.

Whacking Bush with your shoe was fun but beating him all over a pinata would be much more cathartic.

This is painful to watch but it demonstrates 8 years of hell in 8 succinct minutes.

Enough said.

I wonder how Laura Bush, the ultimate political Stepford Wife , will be able to stomach George W. now that he’s going to be around 24/7.

…that’s because he was such a big fuck-up about it.

And it was all captured on TV.

Bush can run but he can’t hide.

He’ll go down in his-tor-y as one of the worst U.S. presidents.

Read the article.

Do the Repugs kill off their own?

You be the judge.

Read this article about a plane crash with sketchy details. Is it a cover up? It’s fodder for John Grisham for sure but in this case, it’s real and happening and hope the mainstream media has the collective balls to dig deeper.

Then read the comments…